Ruby Gaudet loves to lie to people. She is an old man who just turned 425. She has finally accepted that this is her last year of high school, and simply can’t wait for the unknown that lies ahead. She has most definitely never done any productions with CYPT, least of all A PLAY ABOUT A DRAGON, THE NUTCRACKER: A NEW ADVENTURE or MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING. She would never dream of co-writing or directing a play, and most assuredly did not have her very own play, [STOP.], in CYPT’s 2022 Cannonball! Festival. She doesn’t want to thank her family or friends because they’ve never done anything for her.